← Front page

Odd Lots · Monday, September 28, 2026

The Kafkaesque Process of Building a Crosswalk in LA

Zach Lazzari described the process of getting a crosswalk approved in Los Angeles as 'Kafkaesque' and 'horrible.' He detailed an instance where approval for a crosswalk on Clinton and Western came with an estimated completion time of 'a few years or more' and a cost of 'a million dollars' for engineering, electrical work, and underground vault construction.

The tape

3 quotes
“It's like a Kafka novel. It's just horrible.”
Speaker 5
“Oh, we got a great email. We got approved for a crosswalk on Clinton and Western. And it said it'll be built in a few years or more.”
Speaker 1
“They, uh, there's no really process to get one. You can, you have to pay for it. That's they're like, Oh yeah, we'll, we'll totally approve that for you, but it's going to cost a million dollars.”
Speaker 1
Heard on Odd Lots — “Why Building a Crosswalk in LA Is Kafkaesque”, published Monday, September 28, 2026. Heardvine summarizes and quotes with attribution and timestamps, and links to the original everywhere.
Transcribed via publisher transcript · $0.00